What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Dr No

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are men today so pussiefied?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

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